Ask Auntie Civ: Why are vegans so angry?

[Editor's note: Auntie Civ gives advice from an anti-civilization viewpoint. If you'd rather get advice from a vegetarian or techno-utopian, ask one.] Why do environmentalists eat meat? (Part Two) Dear Auntie Civ, You’re so old and senile, you’re not even making sense. Give a proper answer to the vegetarians, or...

Auntie Civ: How to Bring It Down and Why

Hello children,

It’s my 88th birthday today, which reminds me that it’s been far too long since I promised to answer your letters. I just don’t get around as well as I used to! But the collapse of civilization doesn’t wait for old ladies, so let’s get this party started.

Vancouver Island Hippies: Top Security Threat for 2010?

According to the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, protestors are the number one security threat to the 2010 Games. So maybe that explains why officers with the Integrated Security Unit are running around Victoria trying to convince hippies to spy on each other. But the cops may find that peaceniks and bohemians are too street-smart to play spy games. Vancouver Island long-hairs know better than to give information to police, especially when it's obvious that no crime has been committed.

Ask Auntie Civ!

Hi kids, it’s your Auntie Civ here. I want to say you all deserve a huge shout-out for your amazing efforts! It’s hard work, challenging the stifling conventions of this destructive society, not to mention preparing for the collapse of civilization (and even helping it along a bit!)

Vancouver: After the 2010 Riot

The 2010 Olympics are over, and we’re told that everything is back to normal. Wrong. Vancouver will never be the same. Never mind what the news jockeys said about the thrilling celebration of our nation’s proud heritage, showcasing our city, hosting the admiring elite of the world, promoting our youth, and attracting new business and tourism. It’s all bullshit. For us here at ground zero, the Olympics turned the Lower Mainland into a nightmare landscape of security zones, armed troops, and police traps. And guess what? The nightmare didn’t end when the circus left town.